#Sherlock roleplay

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

Congratulations to all Trump voters; you have just lowered the IQ not only of the United States but of the entire planet.

Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.

[johnhwatsonblog]

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[detectivesholmes]

John convinced me, or rather pestered me, to join this social media website. He told me that the listeners of his podcast want to see me here. One listener has been particularly persistent. I think John called them something along the lines of a chaotic frying pan. Whatever that means. So here I am. Don't make me regret this.

[starfruitsomething]

I can die happy now

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Before the election results are officially in, I have to make a confession. Something that I should have done a long time ago.

John, I lov-

[thescienceofdeductionblogs]

How do you feel about people writing fanfiction of you?

Fanfiction? What's that? Can you show me some examples?

For research.

-SH

[mrs-hudsons-blog]

Dear Tumblr!

I would like to announce that I am back to the word wild web! I have had some serious problems with my hips and back so I had to undergo some operations and then to a quite nice rehabilitation program, really...

In short I needed a break. But I am back, happier and healthier than ever! :-)

Thank you to everyone who helped me through this tough time. 💕☕️💐

[criminalisticonsultant]

Do you think I'm... spooky?

[consult-johnhwatson]

@consult-sherlockholmes We seem to have a problem.

[atamh]

What's the point of dressing in such a complicated way when the mind is the only important thing when ruling a country?

The mind can only conquer the dull-minded when the barrier of the first impression is overcome.

[johnhwatsonblogs]

Do you put products in your hair by any chance?

Not really, I put the average amount of gel that a man should have, unlike Sherlock.

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

Do you see Rosie as a daughter figure or not??

Hello.

Rosamund? A daughter figure? That's an odd question.

She is John's @johnhwatsonblog daughter, obviously, not mine. I am hardly suited for fatherhood, as anyone with sense would agree. But still, she is part of John's life, which inevitably means she is part of mine, whether I like it or not. And I do— tolerate her. More than I anticipated. Much more.

Do I consider her a daughter figure? No. Not in the traditional sense. But if you're asking whether I would do anything to ensure her safety, to keep her out of harm's way, to educate her, to make her happy—well, yes. It appears I already have.

So, to answer your question: I don't feel like her father, but my actions may suggest otherwise. Strange how these things happen without one's permission.

SH

[johnhwatsonblog]

Hi Dr. Watson, I recently came across this footage still and, for a split second, I thought he was proposing to you: down on one knee, arms holding up as if presenting a ring. Then I saw the gun. Nice jacket though. You look great in sap green.

And I promise you that I will have a very different expression if I am proposed to….

[detectivesholmes]

permission to boop you mr Holmes?

Is this an April Fools' tradition? If yes, I grant you permission.

[docjwatsonmdblog]

I'll try my luck again tonight. Going back to the pub. Maybe I'll meet someone new there. If not, at least I can have a nice Guinness to cope with the loneliness. I just made it sound even more depressing, didn't I? Taking my new microphone with me as company.